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Stereotypical Witnesses

by tazmaniac in

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ok....we all had them...perhaps we were one of them....stereotypical witnesses.

there were many stereotypes that proved to be in congregation after congregation.

what stereotypical witnesses do you remember.

Number 6

And let’s not forget Brother Knownothinghandyman.

This is the brother who thinks that he has the solution to any practical problem with the Kingdom Hall maintenance and/or any brother or sister’s technical problems.

For example, if the PA is broken during the meeting then he’s there with a screwdriver and the amplifier in 150 pieces saying “he knows enough to ‘muddle through’”. By the end of the meeting the PA still isn’t working and what started as a blown fuse will now cost the congregation several hundred dollars in replacement audio equipment.

Also the type to turn up at Sister Singlemumsopoor’s house offering to mend the gas stove/heating/kids toys in the vain hope he might marry her. His visits to these unfortunate individual’s homes end up with more broken household items than when he arrived. He departs with the promise that ‘he’s got just the thing to fix that…’ then is never seen again.

Avoided religiously by Elder Wealthyandeveryoneknowsit, and all others who treasure their household possessions. By a curious coincidence he seems never to be told when Kingdom Hall maintenance jobs are going on.

Visits to his home reveal a complete mess which he grinningly tells us ‘he is in the middling of mending/decorating/adjusting.

Despite his claim to have a brilliant scientific mind he will be employed as a janitor or windowwasher because ‘he chooses to have it that way’.

I knew at least 3 people like this. A menace to be avoided.

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Stereotypical Witnesses

by tazmaniac in

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ok....we all had them...perhaps we were one of them....stereotypical witnesses.

there were many stereotypes that proved to be in congregation after congregation.

what stereotypical witnesses do you remember.

Number 6

Hi all, this thread is brilliant.

How about Brother AtDeath’sDoor.

Afflicted by a mystery illness since 1976 when the end didn’t come he suffers from a complaint as yet to be diagnosed by modern medicine. This renders him incapacitated whenever any effort is required on his part.

He rarely attends meetings and never goes out in the service due to his illness. The elders tolerate him because they almost never see him. On the rare occasions he attends the Hall (i.e Memorial, CO visit) it is with great sacrifice on his part and with ‘Jehovah’s help’. He will talk to anyone who will listen how ill he is and ‘Jehovah willing’ he will be allowed to live until ‘the new system’ when all his ailments (which did he mention are confounding medical science) will be cured.

Miraculously his disabilities seem to evaporate whenever some social function occurs that involves food and drink, where ‘he struggles along’ to enjoy the ‘fine fellowship’ of the brothers and sisters. Whereupon all and sundry avoid him like the plague lest they be bored to death about, yes how ill he is.

There’s one in every congregation.

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Status quo or risk it all?

by Azalo in

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my family and i have a pretty good relationship despite the fact that i faded away about 7 years ago.

the question is due i have the obligation to try to save them from themselves and by doing so risk not only our relationship but perhaps pushing them further into the "truth"?

i know that many people are of the school of thought that you just have to let them find out for themselves, but i can see that my parents are hardheaded or blind and i think they deserve at least few years of freedom before they pass on.

Number 6

This is a difficult one to call.

I am in an identical position wherein my mother and stepfather have a reasonably pleasant relationship with my family and I despite having faded nearly 13 years ago. We just agree to disagree. In the past few years however, I find it very difficult to keep silent now that I know the truth about 'the truth'.

My parents have a certain 'smugness' about them whenever they visit. It is as if they know they are right and are just waiting for me or my wife to trip up somehow on the road of life and come running back crying to the Kingdom Hall begging for forgiveness. They'll be waiting a hell of a long time though.

If push came to shove, then I am afraid I would push them away because I am not playing second fiddle to a religion which they have very clearly made the highest priority in their life; even over their own flesh and blood.

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Did You Put Off Saving For Retirement?

by Shakita in

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i didn't think that i would ever retire in this system of things.

i felt that long before retirement age the new system would be here and i would have no money worries.

as the years rolled by and i didn't have any thing saved for retirement, i became more and more anxious.

Number 6

Hey Mr Shakita

Sorry for my brevity, my PC crashed in the middle of posting:

What I wanted to say was this:

As I grew up particularly in my teenage years through the 1980’s I watched my parents living ‘hand to mouth’ week in week out having barely enough money to put food on the table sometimes. My stepfather did ( and still does) a very menial job with low pay because he ‘put the Kingdom first’. My mother like a good J-Dub wife stayed home and cooked, cleaned etc and then went out in the service.

We had virtually nothing in the way of luxuries, and to be honest most of the time we lived on the poverty line. Now the reason I complain about this is that whilst I appreciate some people through no fault of their own have difficulty providing for their families; my parents DELIBERATELY stayed in low paid non professional jobs at an age where between them they could have bettered themselves with a view to providing for their family and giving my brothers and I the best possible start in life.

By the time I got married at 20 in 1990 I had no clue whatsoever about household finance or how to manage money. As a result by 1995 I ran up serious amounts of debt and had no savings.

It has taken me until December of last year to clear my debt and just get back to a ‘break even’ position. So at 33 years old with 4 kids I find myself some decade or so behind where I should be financially. Whilst I don’t blame my parents or the Watchtower for every last action of mine that ran up my debt; I feel they have a large degree of responsibility.

Being told at every meeting that the end was ‘real soon now’ and having this mantra at home every other day didn’t give me much inspiration to plan for the future. By the time I came to leave school it was enough for me just to get a job that covered my needs, not anything else and god forbid go on to further education.

I am very fortunate that I have got time on my side to make up my losses and also that I have been in a pension scheme for 14 years that unknownst to me at the time has be invested wisely.

As for my parent, I have watched them very belatedly watched them scramble to provide for themselves (nowhere near enough funds though) to tide them over as the retirement they thought they would never see looms on the horizon.

Yes Watchtower you have indeed abused your position and condemned poor people to a miserable lifestyle they could easily have avoided.

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Did You Put Off Saving For Retirement?

by Shakita in

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i didn't think that i would ever retire in this system of things.

i felt that long before retirement age the new system would be here and i would have no money worries.

as the years rolled by and i didn't have any thing saved for retirement, i became more and more anxious.

Number 6

Hi all,

I can really, really relate to this topic.

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Did You Put Off Saving For Retirement?

by Shakita in

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i didn't think that i would ever retire in this system of things.

i felt that long before retirement age the new system would be here and i would have no money worries.

as the years rolled by and i didn't have any thing saved for retirement, i became more and more anxious.

Number 6

Hi all,

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I didn't think my JW family could find another way to hurt me but...

by Ghost of Esmeralda in

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but i was so wrong!

my daughter just got home.

you all know i dressed her up, painted her nails, curled her hair, and sent her off to my favorite cousin's wedding.

Number 6

Their evil knows no bounds does it?

It is at times like this that I realise one can argue forever as to the 587/607 nonsense and any other doctrinal crap.

It is their inhumane treatment of their own flesh and blood and incidents like this we read DAILY on this board that PROVE beyond a doubt they are not God's chosen organisation.

As someone who suffered at their hands in a family wedding situation my heart goes out to you.

'God's Channel on Earth? My Arse!!!'

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One foot in and one foot out.

by tech 597 in

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i have to say that at one time i wouldn't even consider reading material at a discussion group like this one.

but in the last two years, discussion groups like this one have been indispensable to my dealing with a very personal crisis of faith, and i want to thank the brave and loving persons who sponsor sites like this, and the brave and loving persons who participate in them.

like many here, i was raised as one of jehovah's witnesses and never questioned the validity of the wbts view.

Number 6

Watchtower, yoohoo WATCHTOWER,

ANOTHER one bites the dust!! Yes as long as you prohibit free thinking humans from expressing their God given intelligence you will continue to lose good people like tech 597.

God bless the internet!

Give it 10-20 years and the Watchtower will be a core rump of braindead f***wits who will gloriously receive any old shite in the Watchtower magazine as 'new light' waiting for that end that's coming 'real soon'.

Welcome tech 597

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Was There Ever A Circuit Overseer That You Couldn't Stand?

by minimus in

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i know this has been discussed before but i think a fresh thread on this will be enjoyable.

Number 6

searchfortruth:

Was old AC of the anointed? Didn't think so myself. The thing I liked immensely about him was he truly did not give a flying f*** what the elders thought. Up to that point most of the CO's who did the rounds fell into line with whatever their agenda was. Big Al just waltzed in and rode roughshod all over them.

Which the local bastards deserved.

Sorry to hear he has died.

Scotsman: I don't remember Jim Simpson very much. He had a very distinct speaking voice though. John Flack was a superb speaker, he could make the driest crappies Watchtower pap ( i.e most of it) sound intelligent and interesting. I also remember whilst dredging this stuff out of memory of a DO by the name of Ketter in the mid 70's. I believe he came from the Midlands and was a heavy promoter of the old 1975 date and became very disillusioned when nowt happened. There was heresay that he was a Kiddie fiddler but I can't confirm this. Be curious to see how many other names you mention. Those last two Shanks and Oldrey are after my time. I was history by that point.

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Was There Ever A Circuit Overseer That You Couldn't Stand?

by minimus in

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i know this has been discussed before but i think a fresh thread on this will be enjoyable.

Number 6

searchfortruth:

He was f***ing impossible to miss. HUGE bloke. The time he came to my house for dinner as well as my wedding reception he ate everything in site.

At the end I was tempted to put on my John Cleese with a french accent and offer him a 'wafer thin mint' to finish. (If you've seen Monty Python's meaning of life you'll know what I mean)

Nice bloke though!

BTW check your email

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